So I'm on this awesome new program, It's called get your lazy butt to the gym and stop eating crap.
All you have to do is
1, get your lazy ass to the gym & I don't just mean walk in and out.
2, stop eating crap.
The best bit is, if you sign up 10 people to do it with you, you'll get positive healthy friends. You could even earn a trip to the swimsuit store.
So i'm gonna call everyone I've ever made eye contact with and spam all mine and your facebook friends to let them know about my awesome program.
Don't avoid my calls, just remember...
GET YOUR LAZY BUTT TO THE GYM AND STOP EATING CRAP!!
