Monday, May 11, 2009

My new MLM program.



So I'm on this awesome new program, It's called get your lazy butt to the gym and stop eating crap.
All you have to do is
1, get your lazy ass to the gym & I don't just mean walk in and out.
2, stop eating crap.

The best bit is, if you sign up 10 people to do it with you, you'll get positive healthy friends. You could even earn a trip to the swimsuit store.

So i'm gonna call everyone I've ever made eye contact with and spam all mine and your facebook friends to let them know about my awesome program.

Don't avoid my calls, just remember...

GET YOUR LAZY BUTT TO THE GYM AND STOP EATING CRAP!!

5 comments:

  1. I'll be the first to join so that I can get 40% of all the positive vibes from those that sign up under me :) Thanks Nat, this is going to be the NEXT big IDEA. Your onto something. Hey, do you have any ideas on how to buy something when you just don't have the money? I can't figure that one out.

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  2. lol i've heard of this plan before i've done this program before too and it really does work = )

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  3. i'm in!!!! Pick me, Pick me!!

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  4. Love it Nat! It is like my new program too...I call mine "Shut your pie hole you fat liar those jeans did NOT shrink in the drier you just eat like a pig and haven't been to the gym in 6 months". Hmmmm....might be a bit long for marketing. Gotta love it! PS - I think you look FAB...you always do. And yes, I want fries with that too.

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  5. You are a genius... Weight Watchers better watch their back.

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